Chick #1: ... And I'm just trying to make myself a virgin again, you know?
Chick #2: Yeah, I know.

oh, overheardinnewyork, how you make me giggle ( Read more... )

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."--Woody Allen

ok...saturday night...was...interesting. the rest of this entry is going to be under a livejournal cut because it might be slightly too NC-17 for some of my readers. ha ha ha...

( when dinner with a lesbian leads to sex with a dick. )